He’s a very literal man.
to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
I NCALN;t stop laughing o hny i’m gomma cry
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE
So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith’s life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no …good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said “You’re going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.”